Aug 16, 2018 - Explore April's board "Marge Simpson" on Pinterest. Because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he’s the only father I have. I said I would do yours, but not the whole dojo. Feb 6, 2020 - Explore Gtlhvdw's board "Marge simpson" on Pinterest. As proof, here are some more of the best Homer Simpson quotes. Game Show Theme Songs. “Marge: Homer, I'd love a glass of that wine Bart brought us. And damn good cherry pie.Homer Simpson: Brilliant.Homer Simpson: I have absolutley no idea what's going on.Marge Simpson: Homer, I want you to look at this drawing Bart did!Homer Simpson: Oh, it's beautiful! Frink: Of course I can, my dear child. Homer Simpson: 939? Homer: Gee, Herb, because of me, you lost your business, your home and all your possessions. I will do something no one has ever done, be fun sober! Marge: Don't cut yourselves! Marge Simpson: Cuba sounds a little dangerous. What does a porn star have to do with it? 0:01. Marge: Nelson? See more ideas about marge simpson, simpson, the simpsons. Why don't we try Canada?Grandpa Simpson: I don't want to go there, now that the commie Trudeau is in charge. Homer: Sorry, Marge. We hope you enjoyed reading our collection of Marge Simpson quotes. Marjorie Jacqueline Marge Simpson (geb. In der Originalversion wird sie von Julie Kavner synchronisiert, in der deutschsprachigen Version zunächst von Elisabeth Volkmann und inzwischen von Anke Engelke. Ihr erstes Erscheinen hatte Marge am 19. I said it when I was eleven years old, and I'll say it now: you are the best husband I ever had. Marge: I'm not giving up on Bart, just like I didn't give up on our marriage when you quit your job to start the North American Sumo League.Homer: The NASL would have made money if someone had washed a few sumo loin cloths for me.Marge: I said I would do yours, but not the whole dojo. Homer: Marge I believe you're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader, Professor X of the X-Men.Marge: It's not that Professor X wouldn't get up, it's that he couldn't! Marge Simpson: Sweetie, you could still go to McGill, the Harvard of Canada.Lisa Simpson: Anything that's the "something" of the "something" isn't really the "anything" of "anything". It's not that Professor X wouldn't get up, it's that he couldn't! These Homer Simpson quotes tell us about the simpleton father. It's not so bad sweety, I took a box of Altoids from her waiting room. You just can't get Russian gangster blood out. What would make a husband lose interest like that? Mr. Duff: Why don't you kids run off and play in the bottle cap pit. Or you could take an adult education course. You got the highest grade in the class!Lisa Simpson: But, Mom...Marge Simpson: The highest grade! Marge Simpson: I guess it was a pretty funny prank. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right. Get a little somethin' for yourself, sweetheart. Homer Simpson: They have this cool psych class at the campus I sat in on.Marge Simpson: That was a sexual harassment seminar.Homer Simpson: It doesn't matter, I'm taking it pass/fail. Dr. Schulman: As a family therapist, I can assure you that you have all the coping skills you need. Some wiseguy stuck a cork in the bottle.” — From Famous Quotes. The only thing hurt are feelings. Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge. Marge: Now we have to find another school for you.Homer: And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the army, where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire. Did you save Dad's love letters? Homer's ghost: Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven.Marge: Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint the house...Homer's ghost: Whoa whoa whoa. Marge Simpson Quotes I'm afraid wives don't make passes at husbands who wear those glasses. The most anyone has ever gotten out of therapy. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus. The Simpsons are going to Antarctica.Homer Simpson: Next year. But you've got a butt that won't quit. Send it to hell!Marge Simpson: I think we're going to have to get Bart some help.Homer Simpson: Get it away! You can also browse other The Simpsons quotes . Er soll erhalten bleiben, muss jedoch überarbeitet werden. 1 Share #2. Of course I'd have been better off! Manjula: What I do now, I do as your dearest friend. Vizepräsidentschaftskandidatin Kamala Harris klinge wie Marge Simpson, hatte Trump-Beraterin Jenna Ellis bei Twitter geschrieben. Marge Simpson: I want every table to have two baskets of bread but only one plate of butter. 15 "Why you little ..." Though he doesn't choke Bart as much as he used to, this is an example of a Homer saying that has become part of our own language. What...Homer Simpson: ...AAAH! Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved... Aw it's Christmas Eve man, we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight! Bart: Hey, Mom. Manjula: Yes, thank you! Mom, can I have ice cream for breakfast?Marge Simpson: No way, mister! Marge: Manjula, remember when Apu cheated on you? From funny lines like, "Shut up, brain! Marge: Homer, you have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims they're a doctor.Homer: Fine. Oh, she's still here. Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? They've got these big chewy pretzels here (undecipherable slurring) five dollars?! Man in "Twin Peaks": That's damn fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks. We can finally start a family!Marge Simpson: We have a family.Homer Simpson: A better one. The saddest thing would be if Mom and Lisa were texting while driving and Mom hit Lisa, and Lisa's last text was "I got the message." Permalink: I'm afraid wives don't make passes at husbands who wear those glasses. When I was fixing your car, I kinda spilled all your brake liquid. Homer, I thought Hollywood said that Movie piracy is wrong! Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Lisa: I'm not sure how many more times we can watch dad chased down by an angry crowd before it affects us psychologically. I like the ones where nothing catches on fire.Homer Simpson: Yeah. You can browse quotes by title of the movie or tv serial or a particular character. Rod: But users are losers!Homer: You're confusing drugs with druuuuuuugs! Marge: Who cut my brakes?Homer: Oh, yeah. What the hell is that? Your mother's only trying to help. Oh right, you're in Maui. Oh, oh, let's put Bart's beautiful drawing up on the fridge!Marge Simpson: Homer, stop. Marge: How did this happen? But I promise you, the second all those things go away, we'll have sex." Lisa: Well, I wish that you wouldn’t. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched. Discover and share Marge Simpson Funny Quotes. Lisa: Mom, where's dad?Marge: I don't know. Oh, my life is ruined! Marge Simpson: Lisa's okay with not having friends? Too crazy to go outside; not crazy enough to have imaginary friends. I said it when I was eleven years old, and I'll say it now: you are the best husband I ever had. It's more of a love postcard from some brewery he visited.Homer: Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge. 1 Share #1. Marge: If you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better. North Korea? I’m just trashing your father. Marge: I'm not giving up on Bart, just like I didn't give up on our marriage when you quit your job to start the North American Sumo League. Genaue Gründe können auf der Diskussionsseite zu finden sein. This year, Brazil. 34 Tracks 272858 Views. Blervyk. Homer Simpson: Yes! FicQuotes brings you latest and greatest quotes from Movies, TV shows and Comics. | 70's Tv Theme Songs. Hinweise zur Formatierung findest du im Styleguide und den Vorlagen. Simpson, I don’t use the word ‘hero’ very often. I can't believe it, but the church is going to have to ask people for money. But now I realize that being a spaceman is something you have to do.” (Deep Space Homer, s.5 ep. Why don't you eat something a little more nutritious. MARGE SOUNDBOARD - THE SIMPSONS Marge soundboard from The Simpsons with over 100 of her best quotes. He did give her the kiss of death, right?Marge Simpson: No!Homer Simpson: Aww! Marge Simpson is played by Julie Kavner in The Simpsons. That will stimulate conversation.Homer Simpson: What if we...Marge Simpson: There is no "we" in "wedding"!Homer Simpson: But there is, Marge, the first two letters!Marge Simpson: I can't believe you're ruining the second Thursday before the wedding! Marge Simpson: You've destroyed our son's self-esteem.Homer Simpson: Well, it was your idea to give him self-esteem in the first place. What with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad. Marge: What are we going to do?Homer: It's not so bad sweety, I took a box of Altoids from her waiting room. Well actually, there's only one. Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Patty: It’s almost nine o’clock. The way I see it, if you raised three children who can knock out and hog tie a perfect stranger you must be doing something right.” The way I see it, if you raised three children who can knock out and hog tie a perfect stranger you must be doing something right.” Lisa: Mom, why is this movie rated PG-13?Marge: It says it may contain brief rudeness, adult explosions, and scenes with Garry Shandling. Homer: Don’t you ever get tired of being wrong all the time? But you, sir, are the greatest America hero who has ever lived.” “You’ve crossed the line from regular villainy into cartoonish super-villainy.” “I wish they wouldn’t scream.” What with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad. Quotes. Homer Simpson: We're gonna be rich! Burn it! This was such a pleasant St. Patrick's Day until Irish people showed up. Homer: Come on, Bart. Marge Simpson: You liked "Rashomon".Homer Simpson: That's not how I remember it. I've got friends now. One of his best lines come from the season four episode, "Marge vs. the Monorail". Bart: Aw it's Christmas Eve man, we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight! Marge: Sometimes. Bart Simpson: If I had known setting the table was this easy, I would have done it years ago, instead of throwing all those tantrums.Marge Simpson: Oh, Bart! Oh, Bart is in deep, deep trouble. COMMENTS RECOMMENDED SOUNDBOARDS. I don't need you anymore" to "Stupid bus that can't even go to the stupid place it's supposed to stupid go," let's rank the funniest Lisa Simpson quotes of all time, with the help of your votes. Must be something they eat. If you see towels you’re probably in the linen closet again. Patty: Oh nothing, dear. “Mr. Hey, Mom. Oh, yes, and punish Lisa for lying to us.Homer: All right, young lady. May 12, 2017 - Discover and share Marge Simpson Funny Quotes. Bart Simpson: Mom says I can have ice cream for breakfast. Top 10 Marge Simpson Moments // Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/c/MsMojo?sub_confirmation=1Marge Simpson is one of the best characters in TV. Marge Simpson: The phone company ran out of numbers, so they split the city into two area codes. © 2021 TV Fanatic Marge: I'm worried Homer might do the same thing. We have a mortgage, a reverse mortgage - I think the house is owned by the car! The Simpsons are going to Brazil.Bart Simpson: And I'll have been on every continent.Lisa Simpson: Except Antarctica.Homer Simpson: Then it's settled. Homer, I thought Hollywood said that Movie piracy is wrong! I explicitly forbade Bart from playing with that little monster. That's the saddest thing a daughter could say to her mother.Bart Simpson: I can think of something sadder. 24 Tracks 275672 Views. Homer cut up my wedding dress to make a badminton net, which he never uses. But users are losers! Lisa: Mom, were you ever planning to step in and put a stop to this? I didn't want to tell you, 'cause I thought you'd get mad. Pokemon Soundboard. Other people might be offended by your slightly off-color antics. What to do now? Geez kids, guess you've had your last birthday. Marge: Homer, where are you? Marge: Why is Lisa talking to an empty seat?Lisa: See you next Tuesday Dr. Schulman! You've finally become the kind of boy every mother dreams of: A girl! Will you please look at the drawing?Homer Simpson: Oh, all right. January 23. Maybe he just said that to make conversation.Lisa Simpson: His life was an unbridled success until he found out... he was a Simpson. Good night. Homer Simpson: Oh, if only it where that easy Marge. Homer: Uh, I’m somewhere where I don’t know where I am. It's just chocolate chip pancakes and syrup for you. Are you sure it's safe?Homer: You know what they say - sometimes you have to break the rules to free your heart.Marge: You got that from a movie poster.Homer: Well, when there's nothing left to believe in, believe in hope.Marge: Where'd you get that from?Homer: From the producers of "Waiting To Exhale". March yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer. Marge Simpson: Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. Remember when I took that home … Robert Downey, Jr. is shooting it out with the police.Bart Simpson: I don't see any cameras. Latest Marge Simpson quotes from The Simpsons. It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart. Homer Simpson: Whoa, this trip's gonna cost how much?Marge Simpson: I know it's expensive, but we spend our whole lives worrying about money.Homer Simpson: That's because we don't have that much! Marge Simpson: Lisa, have I ever shown you my shattered-dreams box?Lisa Simpson: No.Marge Simpson: It's upstairs, in my disappointments closet.Lisa Simpson: Oh! Marge Simpson: It's awfully expensive to fly to Brazil.Lisa Simpson: Not if we buy our tickets on the internet. She and her husband Homer have three children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. As far as I'm concerned, I have no brother!Marge Simpson: Hmm. Did you save Dad's love letters?Marge: Of course I saved them. I forgot how handsome you are when you make the slightest effort. Lisa: What, Aunt Patty? Geez kids, guess you've had your last birthday. “Marge, your cooking only has two moves: Shake and Bake.” “If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it’s that pelicans can be used to mix cement.” “Stupid sexy Flanders!” 26 Tracks 380161 Views. Marge Simpson is played by Julie Kavner in The Simpsons. Get outta here!Bart: Wow, the side of Dad I've never seen. Half the town keeps the old 636 area code, and our half gets 939. It's really cheap if we change planes in Phoenix, Honolulu, Sun City, and East St. Louis, spend the night in a haunted house, and leave right now.Homer Simpson: Then it's settled. Homer Simpson: You workin'?Benjamin: Oh my, yes. Marge: Oh honey, you’re not a monster. Marge: Normally your father’s crackpot scheme… Marge Simpson: Look, they're making a movie! We also have shareable images and videos of popular scenes. Therefore, he is my model of manhood, and my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relat… These reality shows really leave you no privacy. I am so happy I lived to see this day. I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life.Herb: Maybe I would have been better off? Marge: It feels almost feels like you’re missing something. Everyone must always be themself? First of all, The Simpsons are Yellow , not Black nor White.. Secundo , God forbid that an actor pretend to be someone they are not. I decorated her car for nothing. Jump to: navigation, search. Marge: There's that. Marge Simpson. You're confusing drugs with druuuuuuugs! Dieser Artikel enthält unbrauchbare Zitate, ist falsch formatiert oder unübersichtlich. First I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then kinda sleepy, then worried, and then concerned. Where will it be? Homer: … 11 Tracks 303808 Views. QUOTES FROM THE SIMPSONS Marge Simpson SEASON 1 Marge: Bart, this is a big day for you. This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as … She won't even remember it.Marge Simpson: You never remember the nice things we do for you.Bart Simpson: Like what?Marge Simpson: Food.Bart Simpson: Pass!Marge Simpson: Shelter.Bart Simpson: That dump?Marge Simpson: Clothing.Bart Simpson: I wouldn't blow my nose on this! Patty: It’s so typical of the big doofus to spoil it all. How did the Simpsons become the bottom rung of society?Homer: I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos. See you next Tuesday Dr. Schulman! Frosty Krusty Flakes are what got him where he is today. Bart Simpson: Maggie's thing? While Springfield embraces the new monorail transportation system, Marge seems to be the only sensible person who can immediately see the venture's flaws. [Manjula squeezes Marge's stomach] Marge: … Bouvier) ist eine fiktionale Hauptfigur der Zeichentrickserie Die Simpsons und Mitglied der gleichnamigen Familie. Stop, Pooter Toot! Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Stop, Pooter Toot! You just have to remember three extra numbers. Why, you spongehead! I'm on a secret project that I'm not at liberty to divulge...Benjamin: cyborgs...Doug: I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.Marge Simpson: Does anybody need that much porno?Homer Simpson: Uuh-huuh-uuuh, one million times. We are adding latest movie quotes to our collection daily. 58 Tracks. Oh right, you're in Maui. You're going to stay your current ages for the rest of your lives. If you think we missed any quote from Marge Simpson or The Simpsons, please send it to us. Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Iran? Marge: Do you see towels? The Simpsons is a popular US animated sitcom on the Fox Network (December 17, 1989 - present) created by Matt Groening.It portrays the life of the Simpson family in the town of Springfield. So go ahead and enjoy the show. 15) Above all, Marge is loyal to her family. Finde passende Sprüche in der Kategorie „Homer Simpson Sprüche“ 23 verschiedene Sprüche 52 verschiedene Spruch-Kategorien Jetzt Sprüche-Sammlung auf Woxikon ansehen! About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us, Homer Simpson Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge. Selma: Where is Homer anyway? Ultimate Duke Nukem Soundboard. April 1987 in der Simpsons-Kurzfolge Gute Nacht, die in … Maybe? Of course I saved t... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Marge Simpson. He spent my last three birthdays in jail, called out his bowling ball's name during sex... Homer Simpson: Why haven't you thrown that bum out?Marge Simpson: Christian charity.Homer Simpson: Christian Charity? Marge: “Oh Homer, don’t say that. In the future will there be no acting? Marge Simpson: Professor, could you say, "Welcome to Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard" without making any other noises?Prof. We're going to Cuba. Marge Simpson . Homer is a treasure a trove of many memorable Simpsons quotes. Share Marge Simpson Soundboard: Related Boards: 80's Tv Theme Songs. Bart: Like I didn’t have a soul? Something important. Welcome to Mother Hubbard's, uh Sandwich, mcboing boing glavin flyvy hyvy goyvyn, and now I'm running to the unemployment office. Homer: Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Homer: Nonsense, Marge. Marge Simpson: Geez. Marge: It's eerily beautiful. She is the homemaker and was sometimes strict and a full-time crazy mom of the Simpson family on The Simpsons. See more ideas about marge simpson, simpson, the simpsons. "Marge, there's just too much pressure. Oh.
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