Pundamentalist will feature many of his gags and one-liners across 288 pages. 10 Sheffield businesses to online shop with this Christmas that aren’t Amazon. The highest quality of standout gags leaves the audience struggling to remember them all! If you are forced by societal reasons to get someone a gift and you hate them, my tickets work well for that too. ★★★★ ‘A cavalcade of brilliantly inventive puns’  Guardian, ★★★★ ‘More quality jokes in one hour than most comics have in their entire careers…Quite brilliant’  Scotsman, ★★★★ ‘One of Britain’s grandmasters of the one-liner’’  Chortle, Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world – star of, and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! Between stealing the show on Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo, Gary extended his last tour show Gagster’s Paradise for a full extra year, leaving howling audiences across the country in hysterics. Gary Delaney on Live At The Apollo Christmas 2018 - YouTube Gary Delaney: Gary In Punderland * 10th October 2021 Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! Between stealing the show on Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo, Gary extended his last tour show Gagster’s Paradise for a full extra year, twice leaving sell-out Town Hall audiences in hysterics. The wait is over for the return of Britain’s best purveyor of punchlines, Gary Delaney, on a warm-up run of his new tour show of the sharpest one-liners ever made. The wait is over for the return of Britain’s best purveyor of punchlines, Gary Delaney, on a warm-up run of his new tour show of the sharpest one-liners ever made. Gary is a regular guest on Mock the Week and has also written for other stand-ups including, Jason Manford and for Micky Flanagan’s appearance on the Royal Variety Performance. Credit: Gary Delaney. My first special ‘Comedy Club Classics 2000-2013’ is released for free on 18th January 2021 to everyone on my mailing list. The tongue in cheek entertainer is considered 'one of Britain's grandmasters of the one-liner' by Chortle. Just seen the grave of the woman from My Fair Lady… it says ‘Here lies a Doolittle’. His publishers explain: "Headline has acquired a hilarious collection of gags and one-liners from stand-up comedian and star of Mock The Week and Live At The Apollo, Gary Delaney." 28K28K. Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! Double Sony Award Winner, regular on Mock The Week, star of Live at the Apollo, Gary Delaney is a stand-up comedian and comedy writer. Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! Headline has acquired Pundamentalist by Gary Delaney, known for his one-liners as a stand-up and featured comedian on shows such as "Mock the Week" and "Live at the Apollo". ★★★★ ‘A cavalcade of brilliantly inventive puns’, ★★★★ ‘More quality jokes in one hour than most comics have in their entire careers…Quite brilliant’, ★★★★ ‘One of Britain’s grandmasters of the one-liner’’, Training Courses available at The Leadmill. Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! Weirdly that’s also the same day his all new 2018 tour show goes on sale… join his mailing list be the first to hear all about it! 🤔 I am over 18. The twelve one liners of Xmas. Between stealing the show on Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo, Gary extended his last tour show Gagster’s Paradise for a full extra year, leaving howling audiences across the country in hysterics. The wait is over for the return of Britain's best purveyor of punchlines, Gary Delaney, on a warm-up run of his new tour show of the sharpest one-liners ever made. Gary Delaney. I’m touring my new show Gary In Punderland. Check out garydelaney.com or https://garydelaney.seetickets.com/tour/gary-delaney as tickets to my tour show make a great gift for people who love my jokes. This joke may contain profanity. Gary Delaney A razor sharp one-liner comedian, who is widely regarded as being the most quotable comics on the circuit. Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world – star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! One of the most popular television, radio and corporate comedians available in the UK today, Gary Delaney has enjoyed great success in all areas of comedy. Luckily, my boss said I could wipe the slate clean. Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world – star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! My Grandad asked me how to print. Between stealing the show on Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo, Gary extended his last tour show Gagster's Paradise for a full extra year, leaving howling audiences across the country in hysterics. Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! The Twelve One Liners of Christmas, from Live at the Apollo by Gary Delaney. Featuring. Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world – star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! Gary Delaney posted a video to playlist Live at the Apollo sets and Dave's One Night Stand. EDIT 2: Credit to Gary Delaney, for this is one of his one liners. I'm a stand up. Credit to the redditors who pointed it out. special guest, Gary has been through the laughing glass and he’s ready to bring you a brand new show with hit after hit of the kind of one-liners only a master could craft. He is the only comic ever to have got two gags in the same top 10 for Dave's TV Funniest Jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe. I nearly lost my job as a roofer when I was caught masturbating on the first day. Gary Delaney is to publish his first book this October. . A regular on Mock the Week, Gary has also written for Live at the Apollo, A League of Their Own, Stand Up for the Week and more. Author: Gary Delaney . It's christmas, so as a little gift to you have 9 minutes of my best Christmas one liners, on the Live At The Apollo Christmas Special.And if you want to give a chrstmas gift to others: I am touring the UK constantly. Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! Gary Delaney (1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian. Website for stand up comedian Gary Delaney - Latest tour dates and news. Gary Delaney Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! Now is your chance to experience the comedy world's favourite gag machine work in a new show at a venue near you. It might be over 12, but I'm not sure the chocolate orange joke really counts. His last tour was extended four times and took in over 200 venues. Tickets £19.50 Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back! Home; Media; Tour; News; Biography; Contact; Twitter; Facebook; Instagram; New Tour Dates BOOK TICKETS . The wait is over for the return of Britain’s best purveyor of punchlines, Gary Delaney, on a warm-up run of his new tour show of the sharpest one-liners ever made. The last time I did something for 9 minutes it wasn't nearly as funny as this. One of the most sought after joke writers in the country and longstanding. I write one liners. 14,517 talking about this. Gary will star in the first episode of the new series of Live at the Apollo on Thursday 30th Nov at 10pm on BBC2, with Sara Pascoe and Larry Dean. 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